Fuck Turkey, I'm Here for the Sides DishtowelPreshrunk; 17" x 28" (approx), printed image 10. 25" x 13. 25". Wash cold, delicate cycle, tumble dry. Light iron if needed. Wash dark colors separately. Do not bleach. Towel made in India; printed in USA. 100% cotton flat weave dishtowel with hang loop.

Your boss will think you showed up so happy to be there but your cubicle mate and water cooler friends and anyone else close to you will know the truth

ceramic ornament

I Have Kids I Love My Ungrateful Children My Parenting Style is Called Survivalist RIP Sleeping In

4 in black ink

printed in USA

#100 full-color cardstock and uncoated paper interiors

A spicy collection of words that make every day Taco Tuesday

and with a 5 inch bottom gusset for ample storage capacity

The ultimate teacher gift

Natural look tumbled edges

Personally victimized by my daily alarm clock

really weird ones