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He's a motherf*ckin hero

There's no rest for our Troopers

You know what Amity Island needed

And get Lejundary with the Luck of the Ostrich behind you

you sure as hell won’t go down without a fight

If there's one thing Philadelphia did right

Get outta here pants

When it feels like Groundhog's Day

It's a dumpster fire

A portion of proceeds benefits Chive Charities

house-haunting ghost for hire

and Netflix binges