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Also great for carrying sugar gliders

heavy pedal

but we can keep your Pit Vipers from drowning with this floating RIG (Retention Improvement Gear)

100% cotton

you're not just wearing a hat

if I cared

Boost your stealth factor while enjoying odor control that maintains freshness throughout your adventure

Require more of your Pit Vipers

69% Float Resistant

Featuring a distinctive barbed wire design that makes a bold statement

or whatever you desire to keep near your rear

Over and out