The Explosions of Light 5.5" Inseam**Outlet Items Are Not Eligible For Returns Exchanges** 10 out of 10 people will ask, "where'd you get those shorts and are you free this weekend". Fit: These things have an elastic waist and a 5. 5 inch inseam. They fit like the Casual Shorts mentioned in the size guide. Materials: Made out of 100% cotton, they feel like cotton, the fabric of our lives. Details: Waist Elastic. Belt loops. Wash Worn in wash so they feel like you've had them for years.

magically created entirely from inanimate matter - these are the shorts of your dreams

Piiiiiiiiiiiineapples on trunks

BECAUSE I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT MATH

Whether you're getting weird at SantaCon or getting weirder at your office’s holiday party

or your Chipotle loyalty card

Look I know you've probably been looking at this product page for 20ish minutes and still can't see the quarter-zip on it

thinking it was the Arctic Puffin

somewhere in Europe

Non-elastic waist

Two zippered pockets

The perfect trunks for cruising through West Hollywood on your way to the beach (feel free to substitute West Hollywood for wherever you're from and the beach for your neighbor's pool)

so we made swim trunks to celebrate