Xtra Cling Baby BodysuitClingy is not a phase. It is a feature. This product was designed to attach to the nearest parent and not let go under any circumstances. Brought to you by the fine people at the U. B. Smothered Company. The Details: Navy distressed text at the top reads "TRDMRK" in small caps. Below, large navy bold block text reads "Xtra Cling" in two lines. Underneath, navy text reads '"Sticks All Day!"' in quotes, followed by "Brought to you by the U. B. Smothered

They run full speed at your kneecaps with zero warning and call it love

Returns policy is basically just crying until it works

And then there is whatever this energy is

Arched text at the top reads "WHERE MONEY GROWS ON TREES" around an ornate oval crest featuring a tree illustration with engraved line work

clean sans-serif capitals stacked in two lines

Clean white ink on a black tee with a bold graphic punch

Santa wears his classic red hat with holly and has rosy cheeks and a knowing smirk

The full resume

Waaahh League Champions

Your kid didn't just skip nap time

Cartoon illustration of two slices of bread high-fiving with motion lines above

Retro cream and white arched text reads "Bitch Better Have My Cookies" framing a vintage-style illustration of Santa Claus sitting among overflowing toy sacks (dolls