Guido Genatto vs. Ethan Andrews (Alpha Males)Guido Genatto is a born wrestler. Rough, calculating, tight bodied, perfectly proportioned, and cool. Adorable, drawling Ethan Andrews is a consummate professional, and always surprises the hell out of any opponent who underestimates him for based on his slim, youthful appearance. Andrews challenges an antagonistic Genatto to a clean, simple grappling match. These guys tie up and take to the floor, where Andrews is king, wrapping his surprisingly

telling Austin that he will sleeper him 6 times in the next 15 mins

and sobs in an ongoing expression of misery

Merino is utterly useless

The kryptonite dildo is used the same way

and you can’t help feeling

You know the guy

Super Soldier is ordered to un-hinder himself

As they both insinuate that the bottle is a proxy for their own ample endowments

He then pokes Steel Man in the eye with it as our superhero begs for him to get it away from him

Caleb Brand waits

you’re not as big anymore

He is surprised when he breaks in on a fetish wrestling match upstairs