Racing Wiener Dogs - Set of 4Racing Wiener Dogs are an internet sensation! Every year, local dachshund groups gather and race their low hanging, extra long dogs against one another. Now you can reenact that race on your very own living room table as many times as you want. Then, after the race, you can rank them from best to wurst. Each 3 3 8" long soft vinyl and plastic wiener is a winner. They come in four different colors for easy identification during tense racing moments.

allowing you to hang it with a piece of string so you can set up your howling wolves anywhere you like

Just bend its poseable arms to hang this 12-3/4" tall axolotl

Instant win

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hand-painted and made of a latex that feels like plucked chicken skin

Grasp the comfortable handle

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Each one has a different excited facial expression ranging from a panic-induced menace to a menacing panic

They’re arranged in the box like slices of pizza

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