Ephara, God of the Polis [Secret Lair Drop Series]Set: Secret Lair Drop Series Type: Legendary Enchantment Creature God Rarity: Mythic Cost: {2}{W}{U} Indestructible As long as your devotion to white and blue is less than seven, Ephara isn't a creature. At the beginning of each upkeep, if you had another creature enter the battlefield under your control last turn, draw a card.

Set: Renaissance Type: Enchantment — Aura Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {W} Enchant creature (Target a creature as you cast this

Set: Portal Three Kingdoms Type: Sorcery Rarity: Rare Cost: {1}{G}{G} All creatures able to block target creature this turn do so

someone else's bite

+1: Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target noncreature land you control

we're talking krakens and

create a 5/5 white Horse creature token

She is the apex of the artificer's craft

that spell can't be countered

Set: Champions of Kamigawa Type: Legendary Creature — Goblin Warrior Rarity: Rare Cost: {1}{R}{R} Whenever a land enters the battlefield

Set: Arabian Nights Type: Creature — Beast Rarity: Rare Cost: {3}{B} As long as Guardian Beast is untapped

{T}: Add {W} or {B}

are truly absurd