Nick Sparx vs. Matty O'Boy & Zacky DarlinMatty & Zacky knock on my office dressing room door announcing they are huge fans of Wrestler4Hire. com and are looking to join the siteespecially hoping that they take on Nick Sparx. This is amusing. Nick alone is 185 pounds and the boyfriends are at best 145 pounds each. Not usually what I have for wrestlers on my site, but Im open to trying new things, so I say lets do it. Nick walks in to the mat room where Matty & Zacky are stretching as they

cuffed and clobbered

and calling him out for being ungrateful

but how long can his power last

in a glorious closeup of bone-on-bone

This dude is the full package

and high above we see none other than handsome and huge Danny DeMented snickering heartily from mid rope

Watching Lane suffer has been very enjoyable

This rollicking fight sees two men pushing each other to the absolute limits of what is humanly possibly

Super Soldier writhes in pain

} Blake Starr and I were in the middle of a photo shoot at the ring before being rudely interrupted by cocky up-and-comer

Zach grabs a handful of his pretty blonde hair

losers snoozes